I fell down the stairs today.

Its been that kind of week.

I know I haven't posted in FOREVER, but I'll get around to it, I promise. I'll probably do it Friday, okay?

In French, the word for bruise is "bleu." As in blue. As in, when you hurt yourself and you want to show someone your really awesome bruise (like the one blooming across my bum right now, thank you, stairs), you say something like, "Regardes mon bleu ! Il est enorme !" (Look at my blue! He's huge!). Not the same effect.